For those of us afflicted with praise dependency here are some long overdue ‘ribbons for adult accomplishments’ from artist, Brittany Powell.
First Place: Setting the Clock on the Microwave
Champion: Refraining from Using Your Cell Phone While Driving
Champion: Finishing this Month’s Book Club Book
First place: Toilet Aim
Champion: Tupperware Drawer Organizer
Best: Cat-Bathing Skills
Champion: Afghan Knitter
Champion: Refraining from Using Sarcasm on the Customers
First Place: Fastest Dishwasher Emptier
Best: Parallel Parking in Town
2nd Place: Pop Tart Toasting
Something to hang beside your children’s gold stars?
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