How would you describe yourself in a personal ad?

How would you describe yourself in a personal ad? So few words to sum up your whole life. You’d think that most people would go all out to sell themselves. Are these people too modest and undemanding to even sell themselves in a personal ad? Check out their ads from a local paper below. ‘Bob, 58, drives, seeks special female of similar age for relationship’ ‘ Jim, 50 likes nights