Catalog Living, ‘a glimpse into the exciting world of the people living in your catalogs’, is one of the funniest sites around. Ridiculously over styled, high concept roomsets from American interiors catalogs are brilliantly captioned by Molly Erdman to bring us the domestic highs and lows of Gary and Elaine, 1234 Fake Street, Anytown USA.  Apparently a book is in the offing – looking forward to it from this moment.

Our entryway is great – now I never forget my hat, burlap satchel or life preserver.’

‘After Elaine left the table in tears, Gary knew he should have held back his comment that the starfish were a little chewy’

‘For God’s sake Gary, just use Preparation H!’

‘Secretly Gary had always wondered if these children were indeed his’

‘Vase Elaine? I swear you said plate’

‘I don’t know Elaine, I think it could use more lime’

‘And that was the last time Gary was put in charge of the decorative holiday shelf’