Molly Erdman reveals the true silliness of the over-decorated interiors styled for magazines and catalogues by writing funny captions and featuring them in her blog Catalog Living. ‘Who actually lives that way?’ was the question asked by Erdman when she was pushed too far by a photo depicting a plate of figs placed under a table. As well as captioning the photographs she created Gary and Elaine, a well-heeled and deeply superficial couple living happily amongst abundantly pillowed chairs, giant abacuses, and decorative fruit.

Since we first featured her blog on Avocado Sweet in 2011, Erdman, an actor living in Los Angeles, has published the blog highlights in her book , Catalog Living at Its Most Absurd: Decorating Takes (Wicker) Balls.

So next time you’re fretting that your wicker basket of limes isn’t symmetrical console yourself with Molly Erdman at Catalog Living.

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The wicker ball peered into the mirror, wondering where the time had gone and how life’s path had led him away from his childhood dream of becoming patio furniture.

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Short Shelf Life…

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I don’t know, Elaine. When you said you needed a shelf for bathroom supplies. I guess I was picturing things like soaps and toilet paper.

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The agony of the seat…

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Doris the white chair wondered why she was always the one left holding the fruit and jar of rocks while the other chairs had fun chasing each other around.

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Shedding some light on it …

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Gary and Elaine’s guests would be angrier about their guest room being outside if they weren’t so preoccupied with trying to figure out what the light fixture was wired to.

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Basket Case…

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It wasn’t until Elaine experimented with angle and positioning that she finally found the perfect spot for her woven basket of torn-out atlas pages.

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Gary was always amazed how Elaine could so clearly say ‘I don’t care about your sailboat sculpture’ with just a few pairs of sunglasses.

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Although Gary and Elaine were pleased to be conserving water with their new artificial lawn, they regretted the side effect of it attracting artificial wildlife.

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Spring into inaction…

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Well, yet another toy the pillow refuses to play with. I hate to say this Elaine, but sometimes I think our living room accents are a little spoiled.

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