‘Your face, your wall. If you don’t like the way it looks, take it up with God (or your parents).’  So runs the feisty marketing pitch of Four Eyes Furniture who make these great portraits from furniture grade plywood with a hand rubbed oil finish.

California-based Four Eyes is the project of C Sevin Salomone who, as well as the ‘It’s You’ series, makes gorgeous wooden tables which are completely customisable.

Prices and delivery times are available on application.